Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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