So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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