i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
please don't ironically join a cult
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