Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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