You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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