fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
