i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
that may or may not have been my penis.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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