I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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