She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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