Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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