We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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