Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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