how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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