It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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