Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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