you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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