she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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