My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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