I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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