I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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