Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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