HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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