covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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