You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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