The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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