Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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