wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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