Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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