Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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