Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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