Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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