Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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