I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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