have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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