i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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