Who did Billy Mays play for?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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