I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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