Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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