Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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