scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
a search helicopter?!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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