I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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