Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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