hotel room ftw
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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