Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
People in love make me want to vomit
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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