Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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