Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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