doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
