Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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