if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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