is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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